Oh Great Cthulhu!I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I fed pavanne to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I rescued outworld from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In short, I have been very bad (-975 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
dysartes

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Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I bought porn for mrsjadephoenix(10 points). In September I gave soaringdragon42 a kidney (1000 points). In October I pushed hdb21 in the mud (-17 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been nice(285 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
dysartes
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